Winter has barely begun and here in the southern U.S. we're already looking for ways to avoid the freezing temperatures. Twice in the last few nights I've had to have a space heater for my plants! I left the north to get away from this nonsense; sure snow is pretty, for about ten minutes. After that give me a white sand beach with naked men and I'll warm back up fairly quickly. I can't even blame the cold weather on climate change, this may just be more of the cyclical nature of nature.
Hold onto your hats, we're off to explore various ways for you and I to warm up.
1st, try a nice warm wool kilt and leather boots.
Not your thing? Maybe you could either cuddle up to your animals. Horses give off a lot of heat.
Prefer dogs? Try a little play.
Then, lay down beside them. Beware, "he who lays with dogs gets up with fleas".
Not enough heat? Try this on for size.
Maybe that is a little too kinky for you but you are still a bit chilly? Perhaps the furry movement is the right way to go.
Still cold? Get ye to a volcano.
Or at least a beach close enough to one for warm water.
Tropical breezes and the sun.
Find your personal spot in the sun and soak it in
None of this has done it for you? Well, I have another suggestion. Find a Daddy that likes to wield a whip or paddle.
At least two parts of your body will be warmed up.
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If I haven't hit your preference, maybe you could go exercise. Pratice kicking.
Running in the sun.
Or get under the stage lights and try dancing.
Should none of this warm the cockles of your heart, find a buddy and take a golden shower. There is nothing like piss to transfer heat from one to another.
Wishing you well on this cold winter night. The temperature here is going down to 18. I won't take my own advice because I don't want to leave the house. So I'll just turn up the thermopstat, grab a heating pad, pull up the blankets and hope the walls hold out the cold.
